Entry #1

Yes I am still alive.

2013-03-26 22:32:03 by Satan
Updated

Yeah, I know how disappointed you must be.

So, how goes it you horrible bastards? Happy Easter.

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ReNaeNaeReNaeNae

2013-03-27 01:38:07

thanks! I needed that! ^OoO^


Gibb50Gibb50

2013-03-27 01:41:30

I'm going to kill myself now.


JAFZ3DJAFZ3D

2013-03-27 09:35:09

:3 !


SheizenhammerSheizenhammer

2013-03-27 18:36:05

Isn't that like a disease that makes eyelids swell up and blind animals? I'm getting completely the wrong message here.

Satan responds:

Na, I know which disease you're talking about, though, they did a documentary about animals being rescued or something like that, on TV, and there was some dude who hoarded cats, and they all had that illness, some nasty shit. The fox in the picture just happened to have its eyes closed at the right time, when the picture was taken, I believe.


superdan123superdan123

2013-03-30 03:45:15

i want one as a pet and good luck with your not falling asleep if happen to solve it.


BumFodderBumFodder

2013-03-30 15:18:17

satanic fox

Satan responds:

fluffy satanic fox*


VicariousEVicariousE

2013-04-03 04:49:02

The foxes in my backyard like to chew cats in half for recreational purposes.
But just look at that faic...

Satan responds:

I feel so bad for laughing at that, it's just the way you worded it. Foxes are bastards, to be honest, they seem to enjoy killing for the sake of it, but I agree, just look at it's little face.


IAmSean63IAmSean63

2013-04-15 06:58:18

ur gay


kakalxlaxkakalxlax

2013-04-21 13:09:40

mmmm, sexy


HappygrounderHappygrounder

2013-04-28 21:03:27

Hey Satan, how's your son doing?


BasedBubbusBasedBubbus

2013-05-10 00:29:59

suck my dick fox

Satan responds:

I charge by the hour.


KillerSkullKillerSkull

2013-05-14 00:56:01

Can I have that fox?

Satan responds:

I have plenty of fox pictures to go around!


satanbrainsatanbrain

2013-05-16 12:14:09

Immolate the beast to the Prince of Darknessp.


KuneraKunera

2013-05-27 14:53:45

Not really down or anything, but the fox did make me chuckle.


3DPitDudez3DPitDudez

2013-06-09 18:02:06

Foxes shall never cheer me up :/ How about a flying cat?

Satan responds:

You asked for it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5K slv7l75jQ


kakalxlaxkakalxlax

2013-06-12 14:10:40

they are nimble deadly and sexy, the perfect mate


MONGOL9999999MONGOL9999999

2013-06-14 10:40:49

0mg red panda cuet SO FUNNi x-dddddddddddd
EDGY MEEEME BRO LIL WAYNE JUS SAYS NIGA X-DDDDDddddd
*tilts fedora to you*
UR GOD ISN REAL


MONGOL9999999MONGOL9999999

2013-06-14 10:41:16

0mg red panda cuet SO FUNNi x-dddddddddddd
EDGY MEEEME BRO LIL WAYNE JUS SAYS NIGA X-DDDDDddddd
*tilts fedora to you*
UR GOD ISN REAL
GOD I HATE SWAGFAGS I WISH DEY WER CLASSY LIKE ME *lifts neckbeerd* x-ddddddd


MONGOL9999999MONGOL9999999

2013-06-14 10:41:18

0mg red panda cuet SO FUNNi x-dddddddddddd
EDGY MEEEME BRO LIL WAYNE JUS SAYS NIGA X-DDDDDddddd
*tilts fedora to you*
UR GOD ISN REAL
GOD I HATE SWAGFAGS I WISH DEY WER CLASSY LIKE ME *lifts neckbeerd* x-ddddddd

Satan responds:

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.


NatickNatick

2013-06-15 15:18:09

hail adrian


harri21hiharri21hi

2013-06-17 15:05:09

This has solved all my problems


jake45128jake45128

2013-07-19 06:45:43

made my day


AsandirAsandir

2013-07-29 13:57:07

Hello! I drew a pic of you in the Draw a random user thread :3

Satan responds:

I'll be sure to check it out in a sec, I'd have done so sooner if I wasn't in such a rush today, I apologise.


kisamekisame

2013-08-04 19:56:27

Satan responds:

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kisamekisame

2013-08-05 16:23:07

A person is born with feelings of envy and hate. If he gives way to them, they will lead him to violence and crime, and any sense of loyalty and good faith will be abandoned.

-Xun Zi


VicariousEVicariousE

2013-08-07 00:18:56

O_o wasn't expecting blank posts after the text-upgrade-thing that happened recently. This "ß" greek thing used to work for me in the past... now what am I to do?


mandogmandog

2013-08-18 19:40:44

Stan?.

Satan responds:

Mndog?.


YellowisCOOLYellowisCOOL

2013-08-30 02:18:07

Wolves are better, but I still like foxes.

Satan responds:

Wolves are pretty cool, but foxes still rank number one for me, by a longshot.


ImlunchBoxxImlunchBoxx

2013-09-22 16:50:10

I am just a meager man with a chimmeny sweep


KatMaestroKatMaestro

2013-11-06 19:06:57

stoopid fox

Satan responds:

[Dies Internally]


ImlunchBoxxImlunchBoxx

2013-11-06 19:31:34

why would you do that

Satan responds:

Why would I do what?


WavepadWavepad

2013-11-22 20:23:28

I love that fox.

Satan responds:

How could someone not love that fox?


LionelionLionelion

2013-12-03 16:30:45

what happened to your 10000+ posts?
im genuinely curious

Satan responds:

On the BBS? I never had 10000+ posts. I've never had any of my posts deleted, either, besides maybe two, and those were deleted by the mods for posting "inappropriate" content.


kkotskkots

2013-12-21 13:01:35

Satan means Santa
:D
...
*feels a bit dumb*


Oh-SamaOh-Sama

2013-12-21 14:01:00

They definitely should replace the default page of mozilla's navigator with this one :3


ImlunchBoxxImlunchBoxx

2013-12-23 13:29:25

i thought you were asleep

Satan responds:

Not yet.


JimmyTheCaterpillarJimmyTheCaterpillar

2014-01-11 11:06:37

I needed that fox today.

Thanks for always being there for me, Satan.


SlintSlint

2014-01-15 21:55:58

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Satan responds:

Slint, you have done some unspeakable shit in your time, but this takes the cake. You almost gave me a stroke.


Stealth-EmergenceStealth-Emergence

2014-01-18 12:23:19

Hail Satan

for he is our dark lord and saviour

Hail Satan

Satan responds:

About time somebody got the right idea.


IndrickBorealeIndrickBoreale

2014-02-23 17:28:42

Batul Brothas!

Spehss Mahrens, todeh the enemeh is at oua doar! We know oua duteh and we will do eet. We fight for our honor as Blod Rehvens,
as SPESS MAHRENS, and we fight in the nehme of the Empra!
And if we die this deh we die in gloareh, we die heroes' deffs, but we shall not die, no! It is the enemeh who will tehste deff and defeat!
As you know! Moast of oua battle brothars are shtehtioned in SPEHSS, Pruhpeared to deep strike! Oua perimeter has been pruhpeared in the even dat oua enehmies should be so bald and so foolish. We have plehced numerous beacons, allowing for muhltiple, simuln-tehneous and devashtehting defensive deep strikes
The Codecks astartees nehmes this maneuvah Steel Rehn. We will descend upon the foe, we will ovawhelm them - we will leave none alive! Meanwhile oua ground fawses will ensue the full defense of oua headkwaters
We are the spehss mahrens! WE ARE THE EMPRA'S FUREH!

Satan responds:

wut


CerealCereal

2014-03-18 18:02:26

PEW PEW

Satan responds:

WEP WEP


AmaranthusAmaranthus

2014-03-24 16:44:20

you're a boring guy satan
also
game is now for pico day instead

Satan responds:

I know, I'm allergic to fun.

That's cool either way.


AmaranthusAmaranthus

2014-04-04 04:14:27

golly gee
bbs b&

Satan responds:

I know that feel.

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AmaranthusAmaranthus

2014-04-04 04:37:41

harassing and provoking decimating
lel

Satan responds:

Haha, who banned you? I got banned a while back for telling someone to "fuck off".


AmaranthusAmaranthus

2014-04-04 14:00:36

toas
hue


StorybookSevenStorybookSeven

2014-04-16 08:47:05

Is your profile pic a reference to a science fiction comic? I can't remember the authors name,Ohba maybe?

Satan responds:

It's from some manga, called "Gyo" I believe. Here's the original picture: http://monsterbook.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/Amigara.png


iCarlyiCarly

2014-04-20 22:40:56

Hey everyone look its a retarded FAGGOT

Satan responds:

:'(


TheMajormelTheMajormel

2014-05-03 23:36:01

shut the fuck up

Satan responds:

I love you too. <3


MismoMismo

2014-05-26 09:51:40

That is the look of a fox that just got laid.


RiverofBloodyTears2RiverofBloodyTears2

2014-06-12 14:34:59

FREE ZURBOIG

Satan responds:

Fuck you.